(Lennon/McCartney)



Well you should see Polythene Pam

She's so good-looking but she looks like a man


Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag


Yes you should see Polythene Pam

Yeah yeah yeah



Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt


She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt


She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"

Yes you could say she was attractively built


Yeah yeah yeah