(Lennon/McCartney)



For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline



The Hendersons will all be there


Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, what a scene!



Over men and horses hoops and garters


Lastly through a hogshead of real fire!

In this way Mr. Kite will challenge the world!



The celebrated Mr. Kite


Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate



The Hendersons will dance and sing


As Mr. Kite flys through the ring, don't be late!



Messrs. K and H $$#ure the public

Their production will be second to none


And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!



The band begins at ten to six


When Mr. Kite performs his tricks without a sound



And Mr. H will demonstrate

Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground



Having been some days in preparation


A splendid time is guaranteed for all


And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill!