Yes sir I know just where the princes lay tonight
She sleeps exactly where I left her
I see it's a story you're looking for tonight

Well sit back and listen while I tell one

You'd think with all the %#@! she talked

She'd be a better fighter
You think with all the blood she lost
The body would be lighter


You see it had been four long years
A real long time to get some style

She didn't even recognize
Which was just fine, it saved me time
It didn't even take that long

Fifteen minutes and a charming smile
Next thing I know we're walking back
Holding hand and making plans


I led her down through the woods behind the towns
She clenched my hand and said "it's scary"

I said "c'mon now baby who's here to hurt you"
She smiled at me and said "let's hurry"
BLACK DUCT TAPE

We sat down at the riverside for a time
She kissed me hard and bit my lip
She ran her nails down and clawed up my back

I took a rock and made her pay

I took that (*##$ down to the river

Made princess a castle in the mud
You'll find six sharp knives in the water
And black duct tape soaked in her blood