We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it

It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock

It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke

Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam

S'in a giant clam
Down, down
Underneath the waves

Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans

Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'

Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis

Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes

Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard

Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray

In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish

In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal

Here comes a bikini whale!