The wind blows and I see dust
A cloud of white upon the horizon
My pallet knows, this is a bust

Breakfast is wrecked
For the chidren of the nation
These cheerios, soggy and tainted

Have gone to waste in
This milk of devastation.


Taste is based
From the bones of zombies
The dust is ground

It's not safe to eat or drink
When powdered milk's around!


Call in the troops
Cause here's a scoop
For you and your group

There's a drink around town
And it tastes like foo
The man in the tin suit

Bearing bitter fruit
Breakfast cereal turns to soup
Tastes like puke


Oh no!
It's the Powdered Milk Man

Oh no!
Holding the Powdered Milk can
The super villain comes a creepin'

When you're sleepin'
And must be stopped anyway we can


[Chorus]
You stand before me I will defeat you
You will not break me I will not take you

You're just another unearthy poison
Someone will stop you
You and your kind, step back!


Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho you must die!

Whoa ho ho ho, Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho ho whoa!


[Chorus]

Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man

Whoa ho ho ho you must die!
Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man
Whoa ho ho ho you must die!