Everyday when I get in my car
It's a Honda, you know
I sit on down but I don't get too far

You wanna know why?
'Cuz I've gotta reach down
And scratch an itch

In an area, an area
That's so sensitive
So I do a


[Chorus]
Pinch and Roll [x2]

(Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll [x2]
(If you're itchy do a) Pinch and Roll [x2]
(We don't scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll [x2]


So if you've got a problem
You know what to do

Whether you're watching TV
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don't do

Now the girls don't know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance

We call the Pinch and Roll
And we do the


[Chorus]

(Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)

(Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent)

Pick it up

Now if you've got a rash
Or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down

And give yourself a big pinch
Then you roll it around
Around and round it goes

But after you're done
Make sure you know where it goes
Not in your nose!


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