Now now now
I'm just a boy
I watch too much TV

Nobody knows, nobody knows
Casper the Ghost is so friendly
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Sitting in my living room
With nothing else to do
I think I'm going blind

Just like Mr. Magoo
I know every single ending
Of every Scooby Doo

Now

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Turn off the idiot box
It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox
Turn off the idiot box

Now

Find yourself a partner

Turn on the television
And let it control your mind


Friends, Romans, countrymen,
I've got something to say
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Get up off the couch
Get up go out and play
Nobody knows, Nobody knows


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Children I want to warn 'ya
'Cuz I've been to California
Where Mickey Mouse is a demon


Turn it off If you are able
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Take a pair of scissors
And cut off that cable
Nobody knows, Nobody knows


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