Young Jim, as a lad
He looked for adventure
Calamity, danger, whatever was free

So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
and he left home to find his destiny
Jim just a boy, who's

Head full of legends
Of dungeons and dragons
And pirates and stuff

So that summer he snuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna
And get real buff

The Captain he said
There's danger ahead
We need some brave men

To sail and then
We'll find us those pirates
Stop them with violence,

To make the ocean safe
Once again."


[Chorus]
Cleaning up the oceans
Captain Hampton and his crew

Trouble in the seven seas
He'll know what to do
Captain, he hates rubbish

To him pirates are just soot
Scallywags and scurvy dogs
Are crushed under his foot.

Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
Ahoy, Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers

Triumphantly he'll sail away

Now, seven weeks into the trip

And Jim was sick to death
Of being sick
Some kind of action he wanted

As he searched the seas
For everyday was the same old... stuff
The night he felt like jumping ship

But then he heard a crash
Hit the starboard side of the ship
And bumped him out of his bunk

Onto his bottom
Our heroes drew their swords
As the midgets swarmed aboard

The pirates surprise attack
The tiny buccaneers
Caught us by surprise

As we tried to battle back.

[Chorus]


La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.


Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
Ahoy Ahoy
Pillaging the Pillagers

Triumphantly he ran away!