So $#&@ed up
The economy's down
I've blown my cash when I went to town

But now I'm clean
Can't bake no brown
So I'll take five mill for being a clown


And now I'm gonna go Pop dot com
And take the cheque for number one

There's no market comparison
So insure this cunt and the deal is done


So I've gotta insure your car
For acts of god or mere terror
Don't you know we've got cover

If you sell your soul to be purple-ar

And now I'm gonna go Pop dot com

And $#&@ a meerkat up the bum
There's no market comparison
So insure this cunt and the deal is done


Time to switch
It's so simples


I'm a gas guzzler
I drive and I drive

I drive away from the city tonight
There's a green and purple sky
Stars hide behind smog tonight

Can't see no $#&@ing lights
Smash through barriers all night
I ain't no passenger


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