Grow your 'tache,
Shave your beard,
Bare your chin,

Get it cleared.
Beards versus 'taches -
Who is going to win?

The beards are long and pointy,
But the 'tache is fast and thin.
Brown, ginger or grey,

$#&@ trends of the day,
Hirsute is the way!
Weeper, horse-shoe, English-style ('tache thrash).

Fu Manchu, soup-strainer, walrus - never Hitler.
Dali, pencil, handle-bar ('tache thrash).
Hungarian, imperial, au naturale,

Or just freestyle...
What a splendid moustache.