You call this an adventure.
And I call it a joke.
Just where's this hidden treasure?

'Cause I want to go home.
Wait just a second now...
What is this that I just found?

I've scored a map, I've got my compass, and my handheld stereo.
Now I know where to go.
I've searched north and west and east and south and up and down.

And even underground.
I'm making headway.
I'm almost out of trouble.

I think I see some light,
At the end of the tunnel.
I've found a map, I've got my compass, and my handheld stereo.

Now I know where to go.
As long as I don't run out of hearts and my torch maintains its glow,
I've outsmarted the Nintendo.