THAT1GUY lyrics : "Mustaches"
knowing the nose on your face
knowing the reasons we're naughty
shaving the lame with much haste
I dug the texture
but I didn't dig the taste
I speak the language
but I can't recall
the hand shake
Felt kinda' guilty
'cause it felt like
such a waste
don't trust a soul
when all the mustaches
are fake
Under the rocks is the water
under the ground where it's safe
under the heat where it's hotter
holding the nose in its place
Telling a taller tale
happy pulling
on the leg
whistling dixie
till the 'stache
got in the way
I bought it
last time
just to prove
it was a fad
I only bought it
this time
'cause the mustache
was rad...
Ugly like that kiss it on the lips
in the middle it sits the hair was such a hit
and with a lip this fat we can tickle all the bits
'cause with a 'stache this rad the truth is going to slip
Looking your best in the bottom
filling your pants up with beans
soaking them long like you oughta
busting apart at the seams
They blame it on us even though
it ain't our fault-ta they say they're worthy
but they're seldom worth their salt-ta
they'll only drive down if they think
they know the deal
the birds were made of plastic
but the mustache was real
Ugly like that kiss it on the lips
in the middle it sits the hair was such a hit
and with a lip this fat we can all tickle the bits
because with a 'stache this rad the truth is going to slip
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