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THAT BLONDE MORMON lyrics : "Thrift Shop Mormon Parody"

[hook]
I'm gonna go to church
Only got scriptures in my bag

Yeaaaah I'm Mormon looking for a husband
This is really awesome!


[verse 1]
Nah walk in the chapels like "what up I need a big rock"
Haha just kidding I'm only 15 and I need to wait a lot

Clothes to my knees cover my shoulders
The wards like "dang that's one modest sister"
Rolling in the mini van gonna do some service

Dressed in all pink and parents getting nervous
Next
Sitting in seminary with tired kids next to me

Probably should have read this it Joseph smith history
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's scripture chase mastery


Standards high hopes high bout to go get so dancing in
Passin up those guys at the stake dance Laughin'

But me and Linda thuggin it

Now we're strutting it and working it and Savin our

money to pay tithing chick
Imma go to mautral imma a go to mautral
No for real imma go to mautral can you give me a ride now?


In the lords house announcing and getting ready to head out
Going to the gym where we gonna scream and shout

We got a good mood so I used that new mood
We baptized my cousin then we had food
Hey hello my leaders I got the memo

Girls camp date on my fridge what the heck tho?
I got a hyme book read and sing tho
girl in the ward be like "aw she got the good one!"


[hook]
I'm gonna go to church

Only got scriptures in my bag
Yeaaaah I'm Mormon looking for a husband
This is really awesome!

[hook]
I'm gonna go to church
Only got scriptures in my bag

Yeaaaah I'm Mormon looking for a husband
This is really awesome!

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