Hmm (hmmm)..
Shh-shh-shh-shh.. da-da da-da
Ohh, %#@!! Haha.. da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da (yeah like that) da-da da-da
(This how it go) da-da da-da?
Da-da da-da, da-da da-da

(Two thou' style) da-da da-da?
Da-da da-da, da-da da-da


[Tash]
Aiyyo Tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world follow
$#&@ a CD, $#&@ a tape, we should sell this %#@! in bottles

(Are you a role model?) Not, CaTash'll steal yo' beatbox
I drink cuss and smoke and sock ^!$$%z with cheap shots
The gunner - Wonderman, Wonderwoman husband

The stunner - $#&@ with us y'all ^!$$%z must be buzzin
I love it; we coulda been washed like dirty dishes
but the Genie in the Lamp gave Tash like 30 wishes

First I wished for health cause I be thinkin bout myself
I be drinkin by myself, livin shrinkin like an elf
Next I wished for wealth, 90 million in the bank account

Young ^!$$%z with money, that's somethin we need to think about
Cause we could be the President, we could be the Senators
Right now ^!$$%z think we just drug dealers and janitors

We big, that's big, we large, in charge
I told the Genie next I want a car like the stars
A Bentley, a Coupe, a truck with the OOP

With the three level seats for when it's time to scoop my group
I thirst, for loops, I told the Genie next
I want the King Tee albums plus Xzibit on cassette

Next, I told the Genie like it or not
Last wish I hope you die cause I want yo' spot
Tash come from rock bottom want funk beats we got 'em

I can bust my %#@! in spring you won't catch it 'til next autumn
We taught them ^!$$%z how to rhyme this hot
We drink a lot, smoke a lot, da-da da-da, da-da da-da


[Chorus x2: Tha Liks]
.. da-da da-da?

Da-da da-da, da-da da-da
.. da-da da-da?
Da-da da-da, da-da da-da


[J-Ro]
Babylon and chron' - six foes on the line

Smashin down Avalon like a ghetto amazon
Brown-bagger; take it to the head like Marvin Hagler
Livin underground like a badger

Wall to wall like a tagger - original pants sagger
Bite my rhymes and your whole grill might shatter
Remi and Hennesey, $#&@in up my bladder

If your girl say she know me then I probably got at her
Sometimes I'm hard to find like downtown parkin spaces
I'ma be old and grey and still flirtatious

Remove my shoes for foot races, primitive man ate fish
But MC's are the latest on my dish mentally spacious
You didn't create this so you, naturally hate this

Wait Miss, do you like what you see? How do you rate this?
Relax I'm not a rapist just, one of the greatest
Born winner hair full of basses opposite of weightless

Mastered the art of holdin bottles double-fisted
X.O Hennesey fifth, unassisted
We not promotin drinkin, we just havin some fun

$#&@ it, we drink in Appleton and Nantucket
Mashin down Van Nuys, puffin stress in the bucket
Ghetto hip-hop for the public, you love it

At Lovitz, you love the Alkaholik wino
Pissin off the strippers up in the spearmint rhinos


[group laughter]
You like that? A like da da-da


[Chorus x1.5]

[E-Swift]

Okay, here we go, original, liquor sto' flow
Ghetto non-mellow pissy drunk alkapella yo'
average, everyday around the hood fellows
Though we always bring the ruckus we some wild mother$#&@ers
^!$$%z call me CPR - I help rap music breathe

with beats and rhymes you wouldn't believe
What I did is that you couldn't conceive
with a ho on each sleeve with a crew of ^!$$%z rollin on D's
It's them Alkaholik ^!$$%z flowin with the toilet ^!$$%z
Party-crashin raid-thrashin beer-smashin brolic ^!$$%z

Peers drinkin irrational thinkin don't give a $#&@ about nuttin
Blame it on the alcohol consumption
Yeah we overdid it, I had to admit it
It's Tha Likwid, we underground rap music's prime ticket
Sick wid it, E-Swift be quick with it

Everytime I spit it forget it, y'all need to quit it
(Sing it!)

[Chorus]


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