This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
Nothin' could stop him when Jables and Kage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin' mushrooms
$#&@ him! I don't need no Hollywood Jack, anyway


So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage
The lava was flowin' and broilin' inside the old Kage


As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and make even more millions
He'd screen KG's calls and snort !@%!e off the $$# of a !@^%


No one respected him, they just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry

And he'd rage, for the stage

Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble

They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
And flew all that night through the rain

To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain

Then Jack told the doctors, "You've got to retrieve him

You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"
He grabbed ? and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!
Because Rage Kage and I, can't you see that we're one in the same?"


Rage Kage
Rage Kage

There be magic inside that old name
And you know
That you know

When you're going completely insane
Ah, the Rage Kage
Ah, the Rage Kage

Oh, the lion will roar once again
And you know
Yes you know

When you're going completely insane

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
Hollywood Jack and Rage Kage will ride once again