She's 39, but she still looks young
Not very young, but a lot of fun
She's my 39 lady in the sun


49 and I'm feelin' fine
In the sun that's a lot of fun

Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight

I think about her every damn night
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me


I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
From now on I got my 39 year-old !@^%

Oh!

Don't you call her a !@^%

I'll $#&@in' tear your esophagus out
She's sweet and she's getting old
And she's mine, to have and to hold


She needs a dentist appointment quick
I pay for it and she sucka my dick

When we text each other, I fiddle with my !@#*

I stick the finger in it!

Then I $#&@in' didariddly doo
And I $#&@in' gots to spew
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe

Get me a tissue

Chardonnay in the setting sun

She's 39, but she's number one
Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight


I like it cause I don't feel scared
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway

She's knockin' on my door!

I open the door

There she is, not too bad, good enough
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me

Trimmed her #~!!@ hairs, good enough for me
Mature woman, she's my lady


Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
She ain't gonna be $#&@in' around with no other guys
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady

Special lady

We can see a $#&@in' movie

And agree it's a total piece of %#@!
Comfortable shoes, never lose
We can $#&@in' talk about some things

She don't need no diamond rings
She don't need no diamond rings