I make me pretty by putting some makeup on,
But what a pity that it doesn't last that long
And if they'd see me without it they'd start to cry, cry.


Before you helped me, I was a wreck
And I was kinda heavy, ten times the size.

Now every February you'll have a surprise for me, me.

Let's take all the weight tonight.

No fat left, oh so fine.
You can do whatever you like,
Please just let me be young forever.


You make me finally look like a teenage dream,
All we need is just some surgery.

It's okay, I won't ever look bad, I won't ever look bad.
My pain stops when you are done with me.
Genius, that's what you'll always be.

I'm not real,
But at least I won't ever look bad, I won't ever look bad.


Always dreamed of fitting in all my skintight jeans
Like the teenage dream and I
Let you put your hands on me so my skintight jeans

Can finally fit me right, right, right, right, right, right...