Detroit couldn't rock itself out of a paper bag
Gene Simmons looks kinda cool

But Paul Stanley kinda looks like a jag
Ace Frehley can play guitar
But he ain't no $#&@ing Kerry King

So get your $$# out of the way
Here comes a rock revolution
Listen up cause I'm about to sing

The creatures of the night
Can't hold a candle to this
We'll be kickin' $$# we'll be takin' names

When we're bigger than Kiss
I never thought cocaine
Could be as good as this

We'll live our lives in alcoholic bliss
When we're bigger than Kiss
Rock!


Me and Charlie we have it loud
Yeah you know we rock and roll all night

Paul Stanley fell down on stage and broke a hip
Let's hope he's not alright
The ladies don't like old men

Now my love gun is the one in demand
And we're gonna go down in history
As the world's greatest rock 'n' roll band

The creatures of the night
Can't hold a candle to this
We'll be kickin' $$# we'll be takin' names

When we're bigger than Kiss
Calling Dr. Love hey geta load of this
Ray beat the piss out of Peter Criss

Now we're bigger than Kiss