feat T-Pain



[T Pain] T SWIZZLE AND T PIZZLE

[Taylor Swift]

I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the flo'
you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore


no I ain't got a gun
no I've never really been in a club
still live with my parents

but I'm still a thug

i'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night

you out clubbing, well I just made caramel delight
t swift t pain rappin on the same track
it's a thug story tell me can you handle that


I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic

by the time I woke up I was singing ?I'M ON A BOAT....?

cuz I'm a singer turned rapper

shorty I'm a make ya
straight to the top, yo
shorty I'ma take ya


you can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star HEY
it's a thug story now tell them who you are


singer turned gangsta
you don't wanna fight me

in my extra small white tee

t swift t pain all up on the same track

it's a thug story tell me now can you handle that

what! what! I knit sweaters yo!

what! what! don't test me [beep]

hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything

WHAT?
I said ?yo?
YUP

you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SWEAR

hello??
uggh