Some do the River Dance
Some do the Salsa Dance
Some do the Chicken Dance

I do the Can't Dance

Some do the Square Dance

Some do the Circle Dance
Some do the Sun Dance
I do the Can't Dance


Gonna be goin out
Nobody findin' out

Makin' me bust a move?
I never got my groove


[Chorus]
Do the Can't Dance
Can't Dance your pants off

Can't Dance
Show all your friends off
Can't Dance

Shakin' the club up
Can't Dance
Don't let the beat stop

Can't Dance
No one but you now
Can't Dance

Nobody knows how
Can't Dance
Make it your birthday

Can't Dance
Make it your own way
[Repeat]


Hey!


Everybody does the can't dance

I don't care what people say


Grandma does the can't dance


Cool kids to the can't dance

Fido does the can't dance


Some do the Fast Dance
Some do the Slow Dance

Some do the Tap Dance
I do the Can't Dance


Some do the Rain Dance
Some do the Snow Dance
Some do the Cool Dance

I do the Can't Dance

Gotta be lookin' sweet

Cause you about to meet
Someone to make you happy
Don't wanna look like you're tacky


[Chorus]


Can't Dance

Can't Dance


Can't Dance