You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab

You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big


In my black and yellow cab
Now my cab looks unapproachable
It's safe, it's mean and it's super clean

You'll wanna ride with me cause I'm the big cat
I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab
Singing it and slappin it and that's that

Gotta call from a customer this just in
They need a pick up at the holiday inn


You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab

You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big
In my black and yellow cab


Who's about to guide you through a magical land
Like Peter Pan

From the club to the art museum

And who's about to fill you with the wisdom you need

Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency?

Keep him on speed dial

When you're 20 drinks in
You can travel in style
Stead of with a drunk friend


He'll suggest cuisine for your supper
And discuss the Renaissance like a boss, muthaFOO


I got in with a shawty about to take it back to my place
Dave recommended we see the local theatre's new space

Girl, I promise imma let you finish another night
But hamlet had the greatest climax of all time


You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave
With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab

You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big
In my black and yellow cab


You know who I am
I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave

With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab
You know who I am
And everything I do, I do is big

In my black and yellow cab