where, where where is my goat i can't find him
everywhere i am reminded
i'd do anything to find him


VERSE


what if my goat
is drunk at a bar
what if my goat

was taken to mars
what if my goat smuggled illegals
what if my goat was attacked by eagles


what if my goat stopped for a snack
what if my goat never comes back

what if my goat
ran away to the circus
what if my goat

just left me on purpose

CHORUS:

where where where is my goat i can't find him
everywhere i am reminded
i'd do anything to find him


i want him baahhhhh baahhhhhhh bahhhh bahhhhck
oh where oh where could he be


VERSE:


what if my goat
was eaten by a whale
what if my goat

was taken to jail
what if my goat
went hang gliding

what if my goat
went into hiding....


go- t's
remind me of my goat
big teeth

remind me of my goat
goats


when i see an old lady
i'm reminded of my goat
the way the old lady clears her

little grannie throat

the way old ladies walk

and the way old ladies talk
remind me of my goat
yeah remind me of my goat


the smell of goat cheese
makes me cry

i pray and i pray
my little goat didn't die


it's not that i'm crazy
i've just got the blues
you'd be so sad

if you lost your goat too

CHORUS:

where is my goat i can't find him
everywhere i am reminded
i'd do anything to find him


i want him baahhhhh baahhhhhhh
bahhhh bahhhhck

where oh where could he be

BRIDGE:

i'll cross through the desert and over the sea
anything to have my goat next to me
i'd take a boat, i'd take a plane
anything to see my goat once again


CHORUS: 2:18
where is my goat i can't find him
everywhere i am reminded
i'd do anything to find him


i want him baahhhhh baahhhhhhh bahhhh bahhhhck
where oh where could he be