Read in the morning paper
They're shooting up another satellite
Experiment on the final frontier

To create the ultimate beer
Precious yeast spinning in orbit
Unrestrained gravity fades

Nobody knows what this brew will be
A magic potion? Chemistry?
Everybody loves the new beer

So good you want to drink it day in night
It's better that and Pils, any Ex
Makes you feel like really good sex

If you're sick, don't fear the doctor
'Cos he has wonderful news:
a case of Beer will replace the pills

A drink of healing cures your ills
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it's a sensation


Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of space

Chuck it down, it's a drinker's heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
Space beer! Space beer!

Space beer - this is what I like
Space beer - it tastes alright


If you stick to drinking Space beer
Hangovers - headaches will be in the past
The Sci-Fi-booze makes you healthy and wise

Your dick and brain will grow in size
If you're bald, it'll make your hair grow
If you're not, drink it for fun

Your liver wants more and more of it
It keeps your stomach strong and fit
We love it - a beermaniac Utopia

We want it - oktobertest comucopia

Future beer is so fantastic

There is no end to what this stuff can do
It multiplied - it's no trick of the light
Empty bottles fill overnight

It's the best nothing can match it
Number one - galaxy wide
The aliens from all over space

Will come to earth to get a taste
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it's a sensation