Nine o'clock on channel six
Get the beer and get the chips
Death is live opon the screen

It's reality TV!

New disasters! Don't you miss

All the details - we'll be back right after this
Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews
Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care


Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood

On patrol with cameras

Gonna make some victims stars
TV vamps, for blood we thirst
Help that man, but shoot him first


Moving pictures full of pain
Voyeurism - wet your $$# and fry your brain

Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in
head
Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears


Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood

Should there be a day of peace

We've our something up to sleeves
Our "assistant" will commit
Any %#@! to land a hit


Want to be on live TV?
Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see


Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood