One fine evening on earth
We stood on stage and played
When suddenly bright lightning

Disturbed our glorious show
Oh no! not again the alien!
Oh please, leave us alone!

"No more space beer" he cried
And begged us for our help
He told us on his planet

They're all about to die

Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately

Answer quickly the brew's his destiny
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately
Answer quickly no beer for light years


Talked to binding straight off
They promised to supply

Six million sixty six packs
Stored in the green man's ship
Lift off! Leaving solar system

And we were all aboard
Galaxy "Dog" we stopped
The plasma drive broke down

Bad luck, caught by space pirates
They snatched our alcohol


Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately
Answer quickly the brew's his destiny
Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately

Answer quickly no beer for light years

Two days later...Bingo!

We tracked these scumbags down
Hot laser beams, explosions
Destroyed the Milky Way

Stop! Halt! Give up and surrender
Return the liquid gold!
All is well that ends well

Planet Beermuda waits
Big Alien-Super-Party
All drank up in one day


Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately
Answer quickly the brew's his destiny

Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately
Answer quickly no beer for light years