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TANKARD lyrics : "Flirtin' With Desaster"

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my $$#
I drank lots of apple wine last night
And now my bowels, they don't feel so right

Wet fart! Something don't feel right
Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight


Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my $$#

Lack of control, what else can I say?

My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
Wet fart! Dinglberry time


Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my $$#


Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my $$#

Now I lessen for you all to hear

Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear
Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed
Wet fart! You just might be next


Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my $$#
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise

Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my $$#

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