I hate a lot of people. C
And I've got %#@! to do F
So instead of writing a clever song Am

Here is a list of people who are stupid G C

Am F G C

People who think songs need to rhyme
Are stupid



People in class who talk a lot
But don't have anything good to say

Are stupid

People who ask what


Instrument I'm playing even when
I say it's a ukulele at the start of every video

Are stupid

People who will give me crap

For this song being pointless
Are stupid


People who don't understand why
I'd rather hang out with my dog than anyone
Are stupid.


And my dog is awesome.


People who say hockey is boring
But enjoy watching golf
Are stupid


People who think that at some point
I'll actually get to a chorus

Are stupid

People who will actually waste time

Trying to argue with me about something
That I said in this song
Are stupid


People who don't like chocolate
Are stupid


People who post their tweets
And GetGlue posts on Facebook

Are stupid

People who think I'm running

Out of clever things to say
Are not wrong


People who go out of their way
To say that they don't watch TV
Are stupid


People who think this song
Will actually go on for much longer

Are stupid.