Bartender I really did it this time
broke my parole to have a good time
when i got home it was 6 A.M.

the door was locked so I kicked it in
she was trippin on the bills,
I think she was high on some pills

she through my %#@! out into the yard
then she called me a punk and slapped me real hard
and in my drunken stupor i did

what i should of never done
now I am sitting here talking to you
drunk and on the run


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I sittin at the bar on the inside waiting on my ride on the outside

she broke my heart at the trailer park so i jacked her keys to her $#&@ing car
and crashed that piece of %#@! and stepped away


You know Moe, I'll probably get ten years
so just give me beers until they get here
yeah I know the sun is coming up

and yall are probably getting ready for closing up
but I'm trying to drown my soul
I am tired of this life on a dirt road,

and everything that I love is gone
and I'm tired of hanging on
she got me sittin at the bar


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Guess it was meant to be romance
is misery so much for memories
and now I am heading to the penitentiary

see me on TV the next cop series
I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger
but I never learn, real things I don't concern

I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over
she threw a fit so I crashed that piece of %#@!


And now I am going back again
back to the pen to see my friends

when we all pile up on that county van
they'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside


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