(feat. DJ Khaled)
[Intro: T-Pain]
Dear Akon... forgive me for what I'm about to say...

Dear Barry Wize I know you told me not to worry about it man but I can't let it ride...
Dear God... let's make it happen
(ha ha ha) ha ha I'm tryin to be you ^!$$%s...

Ha yeah you ^!$$%s
Watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me hey! (nappy boy)
Nappy boy


[DJ Khaled:]
Dj khaled!

Aye yo Pain
I want you to go in


[T-Pain:]
Hey yo Khaled let's go man (we the best) hey hey hey (listen)
I got up out da streets so I ain't gotta steal

But listen to the radio it's obvious I still kill
But ya'll was in the game
Way before me

So why you wanna do some %#@! I did in '03
I'm layin low key (yeah)
For a long time

But don't act like you know me
This is the wrong time
So grab ya microphone

Set yo auto tune
And I'm a bust a verse on yo $$# like I outta do
I ain't no gangsta dude

Ain't got a poppin banga
But you know I'm powerful when I'm pissin off the gospel singas
I'm tryin to feed my kids

Y'all ^!$$%s can die slowly
Cause to me it sound like a bunch of karaoke


[DJ Khaled:]
Aye yo $#&@ the imposta
$#&@ these karaoke ^!$$%s man

T-Pain they wanna live your life man
These some (*##$ $$# ^!$$%s man
It's the dj khaled

Nappy boy
I'm goin in
I'm goin in

Aye yo T-pain

[T-Pain:]

I know you khaled I know you right now
But uh let me get em' again
Aye aye uh

Listen it ain't all bad
Some of it please me
But the only ^!$$%s that cool is Kanye and Lil Weezy

I'm a hit maker
Not a comedian
So why da $#&@ were these ^!$$%s laughin at me when I seen they $$#

This %#@! would never work
A one hit wonder (*##$
But all that %#@! that you doing now make me wonder this

Now why it's cool for you
But it's not for me
And why he ain't hop on my song and make it hot for me

But u don't give a $#&@
You just a swagger jacker
Now I'm a certifed lamborghinist and cadillacer

Cause I'm tryna feed my kids
Y'all ^!$$%s could die slowly
Cause just to me

It sound like a bunch of karaoke

[DJ Khaled:]

Y'all singin da same ol song
Y'all some karaoke ^!$$%s
Karaoke $#&@ ^!$$%s

This is nappy boy
This is dj khaled
We global with this hood %#@!
This what we do
Why you wanna live our life

You wanna live our lifestyles
Aye yo t-pain

[T-Pain:]
Waddup Khaled (Get Them)

Let me get a moment of silence
For the late great Roger Troutman
Ya'll ^!$$%s ain't holding it down
So we had to put me at ya
(*##$ I'm Teddy Pain

The son of Teddy Riley
The father of the game
You bustin ^!$$%s wildin
How many ^!$$%s really wanna test
Pain ^!$$% riggen gotta be da best

Only mutha$#&@as tryna do what I did stealin food from an infant sty from a kid
24 years
24 cars
(*##$ we da best we done been with most stars
Everytime you #~!!@ mutha$#&@as try to stop me
It's plenty more hits

Plenty more bars
Yeeeeahh dats not cool baby (baby)
So dats not haappenning (ning)
Ya'll keep on stealing from me (from me)
Let me try this rapping thang (thang)
I know you know I hear ya (hear ya)
And it ain't embarassing (sing)

Set the game on fire (fine)
Teddy got some meeeeaaaannn
#~!!@ ^!$$%s step up if you really got good game
I got a lot of ^!$$%s sayin about da ^!$$%
But it's really not good things
Dat ain't no disrespect man ya'll keep doin ya %#@!
But my daughter told me to tell you to get off her daddy's dick


[Dj Khaled:]
Aye yo Pain man I'm a call these ^!$$%s out
I'm a pull them skirts man
They $#&@ed
Aye look
Let me get them

$#&@ it
It's da DJ Khaled?
Big dog pit bull jamma scordian
A.k.a we da best
A.k.a %#@! on ^!$$%s dot com
A.k.a nappy boy (*##$


[T-Pain:]
We global
We global