Yeah!

Yea yeah!


Whoa, ohh




Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty


Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty


Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty

Don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me


Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me


Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me

Yeah, yea yeah





Have you ever seen

A dead piece all alone at the bar, bar bar bar?


Straight out of a magazine


And you just want to let her know who you are, are are are




So you say, let me buy you a drink


Or we'll have a conversation

If that's what you want to do, do do do


Then she said, love is about to end


Then you said, come to my crib

Then she said, I can't leave my friends





Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed


You've officially been dance-dance screwed


And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed





And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed


Screwed, screw-screw


Chop-chop and screwed

You've officially been danced and screwed





Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw screw, chopped and screwed


Shawty don't chop, Shawty Shawty don't screw me, hey yeah

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, yeah




Have you ever been in the VIP room

Of your favorite strip club, club club club


And you got a shawty all on you

Kissing on your neck


Making you feel like she so in love, love love love



Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks


And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up, up up

And you said, shawty what's really up

And she takes big sip out yo cup


And she said, that'll be 60 bucks



Now you've officially been chopped and screwed, screwed-screwed


Chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

And ewed-ewed chopped, screwed-screwed

(Luda-Luda, ha ha ha)


You've officially been chopped and screwed



Nah-nah-nah


Shawty why you acting all like that, like that?

Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me?

Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em

But even more I bet you really can't live with out me, nope




You-you must of flipped yo wig, yup

You got to be out yo mind, yeah


I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw

You out-of-yo, out-of-yo spine, woo



Back breaker, put you over my knee

Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya, baa

Have you praising the lord

Like thank you, thank you, thank you

Lord I want to thank you, Jesus



But have you ever met a women that will lead you on

And still you wrong instead of please ya? Yup

Have you singing this song

Cause all night long she did nothing but

Flirt and tease ya, yup



Well I gotta admit that I have

Put one in the air sit back and I laugh, ey

Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad? Ey

Probably cause the amount of booty that I grabbed, ey



Coming back to haunt me

So instead of being put in submission to subdue, what happened?

Guess what dawg, ha ha ha, Lu-Lu-Luda



Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed


And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed, screw-screw

Chop-chop and screwed

You've officially been danced and screwed



Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah

Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw-screw, chopped and screwed

Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me- me-me- me-me-me

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