When you post on Twitter 'bout al-Qa'ida
Or a Nuclear Threat in North Korea,
The FBI, the CIA,

The ATF, the TSA
The DHS, the DEA,
Will make sure you're okay


If you use a Social Network just to talk about Flu
You can bloody well be sure that they are checking on you

You might be a Threat
You might cause a Riot
They'll know, you bet

So better be quiet,
Or the Authorities
Will call for a State of Emergency

And arrest you for insurgency.

When you exercise your right

To let your friends know,
'Bout that "Incident" last night,
In San Diego


Kill your Home Grown Tomato
It might send in the Nato


With a SWAT team and a Bomb Squad
They use words to check the nation,

Is not attacked by Pakistani Pirates, Mexican Malware, Nuclear Nigerians
ALLITERATION