[all samples and DJ scratches]
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"Movin up to the top not by steppin on but merely steppin over..."


[repeat 3X]
"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"

"Kickin, musician, inflictin composition"

"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"

"Let's rooooooooooock!"

"Itch, it-itch, it-it-itch" {*various scratches 8X*}


{*backwards Ol' Dirty verse from "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"*}


"How long have you been listening to these records?"
"'Bout six, six weeks"


[repeat 3X]
"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"
"Kickin, musician, inflictin composition"


"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"