All the haters don't know what it's really like
Cause I am with my ponies here and chillin' alright
You say that "dude, it's like so for girls"

But wait till you meet all my brony pals
They are all over the internets
If you look around

They'll be matching your hate pound for pound
But we are only dealing in love and tolerance
Ain't no hater ever gonna breaking that stance


You ask am I proud to be a brony too
How could you not be with all that this fandom do

We're even accepting ponies just like me
Damn it seems that these bronies are crazy
The ponies they work like a disease

Infesting your heart and mind you see
Once you have a tiny glimpse there is no way back
So welcome to bronyism time to unpack


Saying we like ponies got the haters confused
But sit there and listen I'll be giving some clues

When we say we're breaking the mould
It ain't a cheap lie, we're all as hyper as pinkie pie
With Lulzy, the crew all chillin' around

Our raps will be stripping faces of those frowns
So I am asking simply smile, smile, smile
That small muscle movement can take you a mile


One more mile closer to Ponyville
You'll be getting there in time just never keep still

Keep moving against the hate towards that love
Dashie's sonic rainboom guiding you from above
Like Applejack you'll be finding your place

somewhere in the community there is your space
So time to hashtag #MLP FIM
spreading love and tolerance it's time to begin


Ponies livin in equestria,
Watching the show to be bringing out the best in ya,

you have dashie soaring in the sky
and then you got the mad one; pinkie pie
Twilight has a library full of all the books

And Rarity is obsessing over her damn fine looks
Fluttershy she's the caring type
And AJ dealing with the cider season's hype


When we bronies discuss the show
All Haters come flocking there all bull%#@!'s low

But who, cares let them talk their bit
Cause all we hear is a load of %#@!
Ain't it amazing really how it goes

Who would have thought I could rap these flows
Tight lyrical genius is what I bring
So Everypony sit back and sing



Everyone knows that dash is best pony

Inb4 comments come flooding from the bronies
That's a strange way to say Pinkie pie
Hey I love her that is no lie

But can she do the sonic rainboom
Clear the sky and remove the cloudy gloom
Or even better can she give a friend cutie mark?

Running cause Pinkamena coming from the dark

This is my last or final verse,

And onto the scene with it I burst
Cause ponies and bronies never gonna be obsolete
I've managed to get this far that's quite a feat

Impressing myself and the other bronies
But who really cares we are in it for the ponies
Who'd have thought it so let me sign out

I'll be back for another bout