If you were in my movie
I'd have you as the doctor
Small black bag

And a big black coat

I'd have you make a house call

To the woman
You could lay your
Diagnostic hand

Upon her belly and her throat

If you were in my movie

You could be the detective
You could sit behind the desk
With a question on your lip


Examine her for motive
Investigate the scene

In the ever present danger
Keep the holster at your hip


If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie


If you were in my movie
You could be the priest

Long black frock
White collar at the neck


You could come to the confession
You could give a girl a thrill
You could save her from her passion

Keep her body in check

If you were in my movie

If you were in my movie
If you were in my movie


If you were in my movie
You could be the gangster
Double-breasted pinstriped

Man with the cigarette

Go running down the alley

With a double-crossing blond
Explaining to the jury
That you hadn't done anything yet


If you were in my movie...