It's only human for anyone to want to be in loveBut who wants to be in love in vainAt night you hang around the hallAnd eat your heart outAnd cry your eyes outAnd rack your brainsYou sit and wonder why anyone as wonderful as sheShould cause you such misery and painI thought that I would be in HeavenBut I'm only up a tree'Cos it's just my luck to be in love in vain.(Musical break)You sit and wonder why anyone as wonderful as heShould cause you such misery and painI thought that I would be in HeavenBut Iým only up a treeýCos itýs just my luck to be in love in vain.