I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But, mmm, I love onions


I don't like dancing with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head

But, mmm, I love onions

(CHORUS)

Onions, onions, la la la
Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot do do, doot do do

Onions, onions, la la la
Onions, onions, ha ha ha
Root toot do do, doot do do


I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick, the great white whale

But, mmm, I love onions

I don't like shoes

That pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you
With a garden hose

But, mmm, I love onions

(CHORUS)


An onion is a tuberous vegetable
And is a member of the genus

Stinkus Delicioso

It was highly prized by

The ancient Egyptian pharaohs
And their friends and cousins


It causes watering of the eyes
And rubifaction of the skin
But it is very, very tasty


(CHORUS)


How vewy, vewy good