Watch out for the dummies
Here they come
They come out on weekends

Boy are they dumb

Look out for the dummies

There's a million and more
They'll rip off your spot
They think they're hot - totally


Dummies to the left
Dummies to the right

Destroy all dummies
Fight fight fight


If you see a dummie
Send it back where it came
The land of the lowlife

The land of the lame

Do you know which way it is to the nude beach?

Slimy seaweed
Oh guy, all this sand
Pass the butter please

Hey watch out for that frisbee it almost hit me
Hey get away from me
The water's too cold

Got a sixer?
Forget it
Thank you