On The First day of christmas my true love gave to me...
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Second day of christmas my girlfriend gave to me...
Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Third day of christmas my main ho gave to me...
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Fourth day of christmas your momma gave to me...
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Fifth day of christmas your girlfriend gave to me...
Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,

Three Titty Bangs,
Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Sixth day of christmas Mick Jagger gave to me...
Six Dirty !@%*s!

Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Seventh day of christmas Charlie Sheen gave to me...
Seven Bags of Top Crack,
Six Dirty !@%*s!

Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Eigth day of christmas Oprah gave to me...
Eight Awesome Spit Roasts,
Seven Bags of Top Crack,

Six Dirty !@%*s!
Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,

Three Titty Bangs,
Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Ninth day of christmas Bill Clinton gave to me...
Nine Soggy Cubans,

Eight Awesome Spit Roasts,
Seven Bags of Top Crack,
Six Dirty !@%*s!

Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Tenth day of christmas Pimp Santa gave to me...
Ten Tubs Of Top Lube,
Nine Soggy Cubans,

Eight Awesome Spit Roasts,
Seven Bags of Top Crack,
Six Dirty !@%*s!

Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.


On The Eleventh day of christmas Snoop Dog gave to me...
Eleven Trucks of Chronic,
Ten Tubs Of Top Lube,
Nine Soggy Cubans,
Eight Awesome Spit Roasts,

Seven Bags of Top Crack,
Six Dirty !@%*s!
Five Managé-A-Tois,
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,

Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.

On The Twelfth day of christmas Justin Bieber gave to me...
Twelve %#@!ty Pop Songs,

Eleven Trucks of Chronic,
Ten Tubs Of Top Lube,
Nine Soggy Cubans,
Eight Awesome Spit Roasts,
Seven Bags of Top Crack,

Six Dirty !@%*s!
Five Ménage à Trois!!!!!
Four Rounds of !@%(,
Three Titty Bangs,
Two Sloppy Blow Jobs,
A Five Knuckle Handy J.