The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day


They stitched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon:

Lost on penalties

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Mario man (X4)

I married at the altar

The village idiots daughter
Oh! Lucky me


We honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home alone


So I bought myself a chip pan
And I sailed it to the Isle of Man

For a holiday

Struggling in a vortex

With my jacket made of Gore-tex
It fits wonderfully


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Mario man (X4)


Zap! Zap!
Wham! Wham!
Says the Mario man today

(He's played so hard he's got blisters on his fingers)

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Mario man (X4)