‘Hey!’ Said The Devil
When I met her at the roundabout
‘She’s got powers magnetic

Devours you of everything you got.

She’s a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And there she’ll creem you dry’


‘Stop!’ Said the puppy
When I met him at The Zebra Cross

‘You’ll need protection from every direction,
But she’ll get you anyhow


She’s a golden retriever