Verse 1
Monday morning here we go again
Let the five day melodrama games begin

Gossip, boring
Scandal, snoring
Facebook statuses and made up stories

She doesn't care what the backstabbers say
Cuz they're neck deep swimming
In their insecurity

Popularity contests are overrated
And she's not afraid to say it
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She'll never be the prom queen
She's got one too many tattoos and a lip ring
She won't swim the mainstream

And it doesn't even matter
Everybody likes her better that way
She doesn't care what Brad Pitt is up to

She'd rather lose herself in her bright pink guitar
And so far
She's a full time cutie and a part time rockstar

Verse 2
Same old story take a look around
Mr. Rooney's got his hands

On the school board now
Cameron, faded, Bueller, made it
Biff's still living in his mom and dad's ba!@&(t

Try not to laugh at the end of the day
It's an Oscar nominated action comedy
When they meet up in ten years

And swear they're happy
She'll be showing off her Grammy