Missed my alarm clock ringing

Woke up telephone screaming


Boss man singing his same old song




Rolled in late about an hour


No cup of coffee, no shower


Walk of shame with two different shoes on




Now it is poor me, why me, oh me


Boring the same old worn out blah blah story

There is no good explanation for it at all





Ain't no rhyme or reason

No complicated meaning


Ain't no need to over think it


Let go laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it


We try so hard to understand


Irrefutable, indisputable

The fact is


Psssh


It happens

My trusty rusty had a flat


Borrowed my neighbor's Cadillac


I'll be right back!

Going down to Wally-World!


That yellow light turned Red to quickly


Knew that truck the moment it hit me

Out stepped my ex and his new girl


'Sorry 'bout your neck baby'


But it's poor me, why me, oh me

Boring the same old worn out, blah, blah story


There's no good explanation for it at all


Ain't no ryhem or reason



No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing


Life don't go quite like you planned it


We try so hard to understand it

Irrefutable Indisputable

Fact is it happens!


Ain't no ryhem or reason

No complicated meaning
Aint't no need to over think it

Let go laughing

Life don't go quite like you planned it

We try so hard to understand it


Irrefutable Indisputable

Fact is it happens!


Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable

Absolutable, totally beautiful

Fact is, psssh, it happens!