Dad, I think I'm gay
These guys are beautiful all day

Mom, I'm your new daughter
God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed


Oh, ohh
Oh yeah
Oh

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you

Dad, I'm still on drugs

And I'm more popular than ever before
Mom, I'm so depressed
I'm popping so much prozac

Doctors are impressed

Oh, oh

Oh, yeah
Oh
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you


I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
Oh yeah

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you