Dad, I think I'm gay
These guys are beautiful all day
Mom, I'm your new daughter

God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed

Oh, ohh

Oh yeah
Oh
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin out on you


Dad, I'm still on drugs
And I'm more popular than ever before

Mom, I'm so depressed
I'm popping so much prozac
Doctors are impressed


Oh, oh
Oh, yeah

Oh
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you


I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
Oh yeah
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you
I'm super hyper spastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you