ntro (spoken word)
MC Hypotenuse:
Yo, sometimes people tell me my dick

is dangerous.
That little girls shouldn't be around me.
They just haters.

They hate me.
Let me tell ya.


Chorus: MC Hypotenuse

My dick is a bible

My dick is a bible.
Ride me like a pogo stick.
Ain't gonna fall.

No.
Ain't gonna fall.
No.

Ain't gonna fall.
No.


Verse 1: MC Hypotenuse

My ^&@#$ is a god damn plane.

I get money and I make it rain.
If you !@$)gots come at me,
I'll show you the definition of insanity.


C'mon, call me a (*##$.
Your dick looks like cheese stick.

Get your ^&@#$ sucked call it a good day.
For me, that's like being called Kanye.
(R.I.P Kanye)


Hold me back, Imma bouta kill a !@$).
That !@$) is you.

I'll put you in a bodybag.

My dick will scramble those eggs.

I crush all between the legs.

You can't stop these### shots.

They like the blood of Xenomorphs, (*##$

Hold up, now you calling me names?

I know you wish you had this fame.
Too bad you just plain lame.


You know what I'm saying, !@$)got?
Of course not, you're too gay.


Stop me if I'm not making sense.
Get used to not stopping, then.


My words will molest your mind.
My dick makes your ovaries chime.
You can't stop me 'cause my words

are unrivaled.
You look at my dick, and you'll be
reminded of the Bible.


Chorus: MC Hypotenuse


My dick is a bible
My dick is a bible.
Ride me like a pogo stick.

Ain't gonna fall.
No.
Ain't gonna fall.

No.
Ain't gonna fall.
No.


Verse 2: Hash Smokin' Slasher


Your $$#hole deserves a sniff.
A sniff from my dick.

Don't be scared, !@#^ ain't bad.
Hell, in the end, you'll probably be glad.


Read my dick, read a my $$#.
When I smoke Jay's a puff-puff-pass.

Just because I smoke pot don't mean I'm

like Shaggy.
Just because I'm a gansta don't mean
my pants are baggy.

I wear them high and tight.

More tight than your !@().

Let me tell you why me ^&@#$ is so fly.
With a dick like this, I'll never die.


I'm forced to wear tight jeans to hold
back my huge dick.
Without it, the world would be in some
deep %#@!.
Read a news paper, roll it up, smoke it.
Too bad you won't because you're a

!@$)got.

Chorus: MC Hypotenuse
My dick is a bible
My dick is a bible.
Ride me like a pogo stick.
Ain't gonna fall.

No.
Ain't gonna fall.
No.
Ain't gonna fall.
No.