Chorus:
I wanna smoke every ounce of !#)# in the
world,

I wanna smoke til I die.
I wanna smoke every gram of fresh herb in the
world,

I'm gonna smoke til I die.

Verse 1: MC Hypotenuse

Moving faster than a chimpanzi on crack
When I'm in a gun fight
^!$$%s know I got their back.


(*##$es want my dick so bad
it's making the haters oh-so mad.

They can't stand to see success
Especially when they can't do %#@! on a bench press.
uh.


I love when weed gets me high.
Gets me in the right state of mind.

I drink and drive and then get high.
Then beat my (*##$ when she say good-bye.


Can't stand lovin' me, especially when I'm on TV.
Rollin' around town with dick whipped out
I swear (*##$es suck my dick on sight.

They cray. But not as cray as that gay !@$)got, Bob Barker.

Bob Barker, I challenge you to a rap duel.

This ^!$$%s as old as fossil fuel.
He keeps saying to neture your pets,
yeah, try doing that to the New York Metz.


Chorus:
I wanna smoke every ounce of !#)# in the

world,
I wanna smoke til I die.
I wanna smoke every gram of fresh herb in the

world,
I'm gonna smoke til I die.
I wanna smoke every ounce of !#)# in the

world,
I wanna smoke til I die.
I wanna smoke every gram of fresh herb in the

world,
I'm gonna smoke til I die.


Verse 2: Hash Smokin' Slasher
I just broke my neck while having sex
But I'm still making very big checks.

Frequently, I'm asked by stoners,
how do I manage to stay stoned 24/7?
It's simple really, I don't smoke weed

leaves.

My favorite bong was on Cheech and

Chong.
I hit the bong everytime I watch
Basketball.

Seeing ^!$$%s jump and get high,
makes me wanna get high.


I roll joints like I'm rollin' dice.
I take chances, you only live twice.
I'm way flyer than Vanilla Ice.

Also, I don't have lice.

Chorus:

I wanna smoke every ounce of !#)# in the
world,
I wanna smoke til I die.

I wanna smoke every gram of fresh herb in the
world,
I'm gonna smoke til I die.

I wanna smoke every ounce of !#)# in the
world,
I wanna smoke til I die.
I wanna smoke every gram of fresh herb in the
world,

I'm gonna smoke til I die.

Verse 3: MC Hypotenuse
I can't see straight anymore.
So blazed, I can't see my front door.

I fall to the floor.
Wake up in my bed.
Gotta go get high, then get some head.

Smoke every ounce, smoke every pound.

Don't give a $#&@ if there's a cop around.
Imma smoke it, roll it up or rip it up.
It's all the same to me.

Imma drive to the orphanage and give

them little $#&@ers weed.
So they keep their minds off their dead
parents.

Hashtag, hash, my nig.
Old (*##$, with a wig.


Imma cop killer, ##&*%$ filler
breast milk miller, and condom ripper.
I'm telling you if you don't smoke weed,
then you have terrible greed.

(*##$es love stoned ^!$$%s

Pop-eye ate cannabis, kids.
Smoke as much as heaven forbids.

Roll up one more...
Chorus:
I wanna smoke every ounce of !#)# in the
world,

I wanna smoke til I die.
I wanna smoke every gram of fresh herb in the
world,
I'm gonna smoke til I die.
Imma die!