Gidget gets a hand
Into daddy's pocket
Silver keys, shiny red sports car

Speed-shift, baby on PCH, yeah
She's not goin' to school - surfer's rule!


Ohhh, Gidget goes to hell!

Gidget shakes her $$# cool

As she strolls across the beach
She's so good yeah
At teasing all the boys there

Their hopes are rising
While their chances are falling
Frustration

It's such a subtle torture

Ohhh, Gidget goes to hell! Ohhh


She's the center of attention
As she runs into the waves

Paddles way outside, yeah
Waiting for the big one
Bigger than she knows, yeah

Huge fin on the water
Flashing white teeth snap
Bloody bikini

Ohhh, Gidget goes to hell! Ohhh!