I can't leave my house can't go for a walk
I can't go to the store can't take it no more
My life is a movie for everyone to see

there's always somebody taking pictures of me
I can't protect myself I need a bodyguard
I never knew life could be this hard

Hiding round the corner just a waitin for me
I'm another victim of the Paparazzi


Is it obsession boredom or envy
They wanna exploit my life
Cause I'm a celebrity

They wanna tell the whole world lies about me
They wanna ruin my life
Cause I'm a celebrity


I'm an eccentric who made it this far
And now there's no turning back cause now I'm a star

Forget what it's like to live a normal life
My mind is all demented from this strife
The money is good and the drugs come free

I'll always have more drugs than I'll ever need.
Being on TV is no longer a game
Its nothing new to me I'm use to the fame


There's no other career left for me
Now I'm stuck with this name cause I'm a celebrity

Someday they'll make a show about me
They'll all laugh at me because I'm a celebrity


Will they remember me well I'm not sure
There'll be a time when I'm obscure
Living this lifestyle has been fun

But I'll be a washup when retirement comes
One mistake and you'll hear my name
you'll see my face all over the front page

Will I do jailtime well probably not
My get out of jail card it can be bought


Obsession boredom or envy
They wanna exploit my life
Cause I'm a celebrity

there's always lawsuits going against me
I'm always in trouble
Cause I'm a celebrity


Ooh Oh Yeah


Oh I'm a freak in a world full of freaks
Oh I'm a freak
Oh I'm a freak in a world full of freaks

Oh I'm a freak
Ooh Yeah
I'm a celebrity