Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do


Nope, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr doorman stop teasing

I'm freezing out here

See, I've got friends inside

It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers


It's futile to debate
With St Peter at the gate

Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake


'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer


Bouncer, empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers

And in the way your browse her
Look she's in!
WHAT! Her dress is up to waterline

That (*##$ is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight


We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer, bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer


Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical


So you can play karate
You thick illiterati

I'm a black belt in life
So go home to your ugly wife


You forgot in your wisdom
The window to the ladies room
A whole new possibility for a cat like me


Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do


Bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer bouncer