In a cave near home
I found the scroll
Old Hebrew, or something close

written on it

Stooped over thick volumes, slow working

translation came as follows (roughly)

Refrain:

'Though shalt write about yourself, you please me when you do
My wish for mankind is for mankind to study you. For I so loved the world
that I gave you three chords, so you'd write about yourself...

ya-da-ya-da-ya-da,' -The Lord

Not a shock, because

Who'd forget Great Uncle Seth's
frustrated ancient Hebrew


He used to hold me
hostage on his knee
and tease me with some secret

God told him about me

Refrain


Seth, I was your favorite
you died when I was ten

I never loved you back
and I remember why again


Did you see me spread your ashes
when we cremated you?
There's been another fire

and I spread your gospel too